Well, bullocks. It would appear I am not the master of drag and drop that I just moments ago thought myself to be.

Just imagine that it's flawlessly laid out. Jeff, pipe down, I can hear you laughing from across the Atlantic.

You Positively REEK of Awesomeness.

Before I do any sort of real update, I feel it necessary to acknowledge my dear and faithful friends who actually take time to read this rubbish. I actually started to write an entry singing each of their praises, but when I read it over again, it was just about the most ridiculously corny thing I've ever laid eyes on.

I think you all would have gagged a little upon reading it, despite the good intent. So I will just do the free association thing and write a phrase that pops into my head to describe

each of these amazing individuals.

Krystyn Ourada, above right-and this is reaching way back into the annals of time, I hope she remembers-: (Spoken to a llama) "You wanna go?!"


Courtney Ashford, above left: Me: "Hey is Courtney there?"
Rod Ashford: "No."
Me:"Who the F**CK IS THIS?!!?"
(At four in the morning.)




My dear Anna Walters: "Who wants treatsies?" and "I've made a horrible mistake."

(Or anything Dan Savage related.)















Katy Caldwell, younger sister of epic proportions: "Doggy Monster."


Sorry Katy I just had to do it.









I have to preface my good friend Jeff Hammond's free association phrase with a sad, sad fact: I do not have in my possession any photographs of the two of us together. Tragedy strikes again.

Ok, here is Jeff's: "I can't focus on anything you're saying with your boobs hanging out like that."








Ah, how I love and miss you all! I hope you've enjoyed this little free association game. I know I have. I've also enjoyed the chance to hone my drag and drop skills- they were a little shaky prior to this post.

Truly wonderful people like these are what make life worth living.

And if you are crying to yourself that I didn't mention you, then maybe you should holler at yo' girl every once in awhile.